loudon | ic spam

I'm not going to accidentally kill you. I'm going to stay away until we get all this sorted out.

are you depressed, lou?

Why? This is a powers thing, not a depressed thing.

oh. i was wondering if such widespread destruction was because it was a very bad time for you, or if it was a very bad time for you because you caused such widespread destruction. nevertheless, the event seems to have lingering effects on your psyche.

Oh. Both, I guess.

My parents were killed in a farming accident and in a moment of [...] heightened emotions, my powers emerged and caused said widespread destruction.

And then my fiancé dumped me for being a monster, so y'know. Bad times all around.

I'm fine now, though. Just being cautious.

ah, i see. a traumatic event triggered by a traumatic event that then caused further trauma when you were already at an incredibly low point. i'm sorry that happened to you. your caution is understandable.

also your ex is a coward.

Yeah, that all sounds about right. Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't mean to dump all this on you.

I mean, in hindsight I guess it's better that he showed his true colors before I married him.

i wouldn't have pried if i didn't want to know.

just think... you could've been married with two kids when your powers emerged and flung you into a messy divorce. sorry about the farm, but nature heals itself.

It did heal itself. It's doing well.

I think he's married with two kids now.

you think or you know? you seem like the type who looks their ex up on facebook.

Are you gonna judge me if I say I did?

no. i just like being right.

I just wanted confirmation that karma isn't real.

well, he could be miserable. he has a facebook profile, after all, and is active enough that you were able to snoop. and he's what? 40?

50. And stupid enough to leave everything public. He's a business professor.

oh my god, a professor with a totally public profile... i have to wonder if he even knows? does he WANT to be seen? is he... an exhibitionist? i need to know more.

I dunno. He's really stupid. I think I thought it was charming in my 20s, but it's really not.

[a link to Dr Preston Dorkins' very public Facebook profile]

DORKINS

OF COURSE HE LIKES NICKLEBACK

See????

omg he still follows the "[Name] is [status]" update format.

omg i bet this guy has been on some WEBSITES, let's do some reverse image searches.

He also has a public Twitter. It's Bad.

I KNOW, I'M ON IT. DOES HE KNOW HIS LIKES ARE PUBLIC TOO??

I'm guessing no, because there are things on there that I will never be able to unsee.

ohhh my god. lou, thank you so much for sharing this. i am fully healed, body and soul.

you dodged a bullet. he's not even a hot 50, either.

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