loudon | ic spam

He also has a public Twitter. It's Bad.

I KNOW, I'M ON IT. DOES HE KNOW HIS LIKES ARE PUBLIC TOO??

I'm guessing no, because there are things on there that I will never be able to unsee.

ohhh my god. lou, thank you so much for sharing this. i am fully healed, body and soul.

you dodged a bullet. he's not even a hot 50, either.

I feel extremely validated, thank you.

you're welcome. whenever you need someone to talk shit with, slide into my DMs. PLEASE.

I will. Likewise.

even if they're co-workers?

Yeah, I'll never tell.

Here, I'll start: HR Quinlan is cheating on HR Watson with Nurse Sequoia, but HR Watson is also cheating with Nurse Sequoia at the same time.

OH MY GOD? and i thought i was bad by trying to date co-workers. honestly, getting involved with anyone in HR sounds like a nightmare.

i was just going to say max is my ex and also my neighbor and i've been thinking about trying to get back with him but he also pisses me off. [...] i wasn't going to say ALL that but you gave me something juicy so i feel i have to give something back.

I would steer clear of HR. And dating a co-worker didn't work out well for me, and now I have to deal with having done that on top of everything else.

Don't get back with your ex. He's your ex for a reason.

it's so hard to NOT hook up with your co-workers when we all live with each other and see each other every day. i'm even starting to have weird thoughts about zeke but i think that's because i love embarrassingly pathetic men and he's really been going through it lately. he's been screaming at his phone because speech to text won't let him write fuck.

I know, I know, I know. It's not easy to meet people you don't work with when you live in a literal bubble. I think if, god forbid, I ever date anyone here again, I'll at least make sure they're not in my department.

Aw, poor Zeke. Do y'all more snacks over there? A subscription to Audible?

unfortunate for you because explorers are the hottest department. i'm not strong enough to turn down someone willing to protect me while i do my field research.

zeke's FINE, he just doesn't realize he can toggle off the profanity filter in settings.

I can neither agree nor disagree with you on that. Watch out for Explorer Darby, though—he'll promise to protect you and then run away screaming at the first sign of bugs.

Is he still blind? That's gotta be spooky.

thanks for the warning. he's exactly my type.

he is. it is. don't tell him i said this because it'll give him anxiety to know he's being Perceived, but he really is one of the strongest people i know. the universe has a vendetta against him but he always finds a way to roll with the punches.

Yeah, no. He'll leave you in a hole if a ladybug lands on him. Trust me, I know this from experience.

Yeah, I know he is. I do still worry about him, though. Can't help it. Don't tell him I said that.

he needs to not hang out with plant people if he's so afraid of bugs.

yeah. i worry about him too. but he can't know that it's worry. please keep feeding him, though, it's appreciated. 🙏

That's exactly what I told him.

[...] Does he know it's me? I feel like if he knew he might be insulted, but my mom would haunt me if I didn't at least try.

it's very obvious that it's you, what-can-i-do-for-you lou.

Fuck!!!

i didn't know it was a secret?? were we supposed to be eating anonymous pizza rolls?

I don't know. I just didn't want y'all to get hurt feelings or think I'm weird in a bad way.

I didn't take care of myself when I was your age, but maybe I'm projecting.

when you were our age... ten years ago? do you even take care of yourself now?

Yeah, I didn't take care of myself then and I still don't.

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