unfortunate for you because explorers are the hottest department. i'm not strong enough to turn down someone willing to protect me while i do my field research.
zeke's FINE, he just doesn't realize he can toggle off the profanity filter in settings.
I can neither agree nor disagree with you on that. Watch out for Explorer Darby, though—he'll promise to protect you and then run away screaming at the first sign of bugs.
he is. it is. don't tell him i said this because it'll give him anxiety to know he's being Perceived, but he really is one of the strongest people i know. the universe has a vendetta against him but he always finds a way to roll with the punches.
oh, lou, you are so precious. everyone in this employee dorm is a disaster but thank you for choosing us, specifically, because i hate cooking and i love that you were trying to Easter Bunny us into consuming more nutrients.
[...] Okay, well I'm glad you're not just throwing it out. Thank you. I'm sorry for worrying about you.
[...] I didn't actually find out I'd developed photosynthesis until I realised it didn't bug me any more when I hyperfocused so hard that I forgot to eat lunch, or whatever, so. Y'know. Eat the food. Don't be as dumb as I am.
i'm hard to permakill and zeke is a garbage disposal so it would get eaten even if it was delivered by a classic disney witch and had bright green vapors coming off it that formed a skull and crossbones.
oh that's kind of how i found out i don't need food either. when i'm lazy i just wear a camelbak.
Okay, good. Because I did recognize that the execution was weird but also sometimes when I was back home someone would just drop off a mystery casserole and we'd eat it.
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zeke's FINE, he just doesn't realize he can toggle off the profanity filter in settings.
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Is he still blind? That's gotta be spooky.
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he is. it is. don't tell him i said this because it'll give him anxiety to know he's being Perceived, but he really is one of the strongest people i know. the universe has a vendetta against him but he always finds a way to roll with the punches.
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Yeah, I know he is. I do still worry about him, though. Can't help it. Don't tell him I said that.
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yeah. i worry about him too. but he can't know that it's worry. please keep feeding him, though, it's appreciated. 🙏
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[...] Does he know it's me? I feel like if he knew he might be insulted, but my mom would haunt me if I didn't at least try.
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I didn't take care of myself when I was your age, but maybe I'm projecting.
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[...] I didn't actually find out I'd developed photosynthesis until I realised it didn't bug me any more when I hyperfocused so hard that I forgot to eat lunch, or whatever, so. Y'know. Eat the food. Don't be as dumb as I am.
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oh that's kind of how i found out i don't need food either. when i'm lazy i just wear a camelbak.
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🤝 Also: smart.
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