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when you were our age... ten years ago? do you even take care of yourself now?

Yeah, I didn't take care of myself then and I still don't.

oh, lou, you are so precious. everyone in this employee dorm is a disaster but thank you for choosing us, specifically, because i hate cooking and i love that you were trying to Easter Bunny us into consuming more nutrients.

[...] Okay, well I'm glad you're not just throwing it out. Thank you. I'm sorry for worrying about you.

[...] I didn't actually find out I'd developed photosynthesis until I realised it didn't bug me any more when I hyperfocused so hard that I forgot to eat lunch, or whatever, so. Y'know. Eat the food. Don't be as dumb as I am.

i'm hard to permakill and zeke is a garbage disposal so it would get eaten even if it was delivered by a classic disney witch and had bright green vapors coming off it that formed a skull and crossbones.

oh that's kind of how i found out i don't need food either. when i'm lazy i just wear a camelbak.

Okay, good. Because I did recognize that the execution was weird but also sometimes when I was back home someone would just drop off a mystery casserole and we'd eat it.

🤝 Also: smart.