loudon | ic spam

i wouldn't have pried if i didn't want to know.

just think... you could've been married with two kids when your powers emerged and flung you into a messy divorce. sorry about the farm, but nature heals itself.

It did heal itself. It's doing well.

I think he's married with two kids now.

you think or you know? you seem like the type who looks their ex up on facebook.

Are you gonna judge me if I say I did?

no. i just like being right.

I just wanted confirmation that karma isn't real.

well, he could be miserable. he has a facebook profile, after all, and is active enough that you were able to snoop. and he's what? 40?

50. And stupid enough to leave everything public. He's a business professor.

oh my god, a professor with a totally public profile... i have to wonder if he even knows? does he WANT to be seen? is he... an exhibitionist? i need to know more.

I dunno. He's really stupid. I think I thought it was charming in my 20s, but it's really not.

[a link to Dr Preston Dorkins' very public Facebook profile]

DORKINS

OF COURSE HE LIKES NICKLEBACK

See????

omg he still follows the "[Name] is [status]" update format.

omg i bet this guy has been on some WEBSITES, let's do some reverse image searches.

He also has a public Twitter. It's Bad.

I KNOW, I'M ON IT. DOES HE KNOW HIS LIKES ARE PUBLIC TOO??

I'm guessing no, because there are things on there that I will never be able to unsee.

ohhh my god. lou, thank you so much for sharing this. i am fully healed, body and soul.

you dodged a bullet. he's not even a hot 50, either.

I feel extremely validated, thank you.

you're welcome. whenever you need someone to talk shit with, slide into my DMs. PLEASE.

I will. Likewise.

even if they're co-workers?

Yeah, I'll never tell.

Here, I'll start: HR Quinlan is cheating on HR Watson with Nurse Sequoia, but HR Watson is also cheating with Nurse Sequoia at the same time.

OH MY GOD? and i thought i was bad by trying to date co-workers. honestly, getting involved with anyone in HR sounds like a nightmare.

i was just going to say max is my ex and also my neighbor and i've been thinking about trying to get back with him but he also pisses me off. [...] i wasn't going to say ALL that but you gave me something juicy so i feel i have to give something back.

I would steer clear of HR. And dating a co-worker didn't work out well for me, and now I have to deal with having done that on top of everything else.

Don't get back with your ex. He's your ex for a reason.

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