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[loudon]

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DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

lou babyyyy

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

i'm dead

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

do you want one of my emotional support pregnancy pillows

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

no, you need them for emotional support

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

i'm actually okay. i'm getting a lot of attention.

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

oh, that's good

can you please convince people to pay attention to you and not me

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

can do!! do you want me to leave you alone?

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

no, you're good

not dying?

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

no. not yet, anyway.

you're not losing your hair, are you?

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

just the fever that we've all got now?

also no, thank fuck, i can't pull off bald no matter what rory says, bless him

...why, was it falling out?

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

[...] i'm a little nauseated?

no. it's just that the mole had cute little bald patches and your self-healing works differently so i was wondering how it effects you.

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

okay well i feel a lil bit drunk after all those shots

oh fuck i didn't even think about that

guess i'll sit under a sun lamp tomorrow just to make sure. i can't deal with going bald right now

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

do you want one now?

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

no i'm in mole jail. i deserve to suffer.

good job on the snacks though

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

i just don't trust that you'll press the call button when you actually need something for fear of inconveniencing staff.

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

i would rather just die tbh

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

i know. and it's too bad you're stuck in here with me, shameless asker-of-things.

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

you don't have to i'm so thank you, but you really don't have to do anything

DM - 7/26

[rafflesian]

too late! it's just zeke, though, and he was already coming with my list of demands anyway.

we all take care of each other.

DM - 7/26

[loudon]

[...] ok, thank you, i appreciate you both

[...]

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