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[loudon]

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DM, 7/25

[coulee]

fuck [...] hope so. [...] and i guess i've gotta tell him too, like in movies when the protag ain't upfront that's when everything goes to shit so UGHHHHHHHHHHH

idk if i'm comfort-able or not tbh but thanks for trying.

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

It'll be fine, as long as you just explain the situation to him. He knows you.

You wanna go for a walk outside?

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

he's basically gettin a tour of all the guys i've been with what if THAT'S too much.

what i WANNA do's nsfw so i should probably walk [...] but he might be outside too though

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

He knows you, and he doesn't care about any of that?

I'll drive you somewhere for ice cream.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

idk. everybody's got a limit somewhere.

oh wow a car ride can i stick my head out the window too

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

If he was the jealous type, he would have reacted worse to Jorgy.

Yeah, I'll even take you to a field you can run around in until you burn off all that nervous energy.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

he wasn't really keen on me wanting to hook up with colin which's about as close as he's gotten to saying no to me and some other guy.

i'm bringing a ball to throw around and i'm puttin on my cutest bandana

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Yeah, but that wasn't about jealousy, that was because Colin sucks.

Good idea. Should we bring the dog, too?

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

i still don't get why y'all don't want me fuckin guys who suck everywhere but in the sack but ok. fine

it's a car ride she's a GIVEN

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Because Colin is Colin.

Good! I need some quality time with my niece!

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

and colin knows what he's doin!!!

wow guess i'll ride in the back when she gets shotgun

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Yeah, but then he probably makes that smug face of his after, like 😏

Good idea. Nice place to nap back there.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

ok but you don't understand how hot that is ✨in the moment✨. like he EARNS IT

so i get lots of quiet time to think about what i done to get me in this mess.

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Okay, so like I sort of get it because it's not like I've never been with arrogant guys, but also consider this: Colin sucks. Does it really balance out?

Ooooooor we could have a John Denver singalong, how 'bout that?

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

when i'm horny enough. and when i'm like [...] sad or confused or just full of feelings i get pretty horny. [...] more than pretty horny actually, cause normally i'm pretty horny already

🥺

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Okay, fine. Fair. But I still think you can do better.

Is that a yes?

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

no shit, somehow i managed to get ru not just in my bed but in my like. life. or whatever. and he's fuckin incredible. i'm just saying some exes are like taco bell where you know you're gonna feel like shit later but when you're busy deep-throating what's in front of you, it feels too good to care

a yes PLEASE

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

You oughta be the new Dr Phil.

Okay, let's get outta here. Ready when you are.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

read it in his voice it's 💯

you'll know we're ready when cody crashes into your apartment

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

You should start a station relationship advice show.

I await her arrival.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

reckon folks'd only listen if we slapped rufus n leon on there too. colin when he's in town.

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Toss Preston Dorkins in there, too.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

i never went for him, does that mean you're cohost

DM, 7/25

[loudon]

Yeah, let me go on there to say he sucks.

DM, 7/25

[coulee]

bad vibes!!!