I’d have to touch you to throw you into the lake, and I can’t, so you’re safe from these philosophical hands. Visual art isn’t really my forte, anyway. When I was 11, I’d sit with a book of Thomas Kinkade paintings at the JEF library and pretend I lived in one of the houses lmfao. I’ll probably accept anything you say re: art—unless you say Thomas Kinkade is dope, because I know better about that now.
One of these days I’ll get an actual big philosophical controversy out of you.
But I was asking about food because I’m making cold noodles with eggs and I was wondering if you wanted some? If that’s not your bag and digesting would be too much of a hassle, no pressure and no worries.
Two glass tupperware containers: one with cold buckwheat noodles, sliced cucumber, and a halved soft boiled egg; the other with a cold, slushy-like broth garnished with green onion. And a sticky note, which reads,
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dm, 7/4
dm, 7/4
Thomas Kinkade paintings are made to sell jigsaw puzzles.
dm, 7/4
dm, 7/4
dm, 7/4
But I was asking about food because I’m making cold noodles with eggs and I was wondering if you wanted some? If that’s not your bag and digesting would be too much of a hassle, no pressure and no worries.
dm, 7/4
That sounds good. I'll have a little, but not too much? If it's not too much of a hassle.
dm, 7/4
And it’s not a hassle! I’ll drop it off later. Have a good nap.
dm, 7/4
dm, 7/4
YOU! GAVE ME! THE WEED SAMPLER! FIRST!!!!!! YOU ARE KILLING ME DOCTOR LOU SWEETAPPLE!!!!!left outside Lou’s apartment, early evening 7/4
Hope this fuels the controversy.
- Jack